In fact, possibly more racist if you can say such things calmly.

“You’re in America, so your conversation with each other needs to be in English, please, and if you continue to speak to each other in Spanish, with deepest apologies, I will be forced to report you to ICE. For, you see, because you speak Spanish in public, I jump right to the conclusion you are an illegal, and I ever…

Miles Theodore is a very nice name

The worst part isn’t the fit criticism, but the “Kate won” comment. She’s needlessly pitting women against each other.

Good thing for that sign. My original plan was to play dead until I was actually dead.

If I travel anywhere and I see that sign, I’m going the fuck back home.

The only people more obsessed with the Clintons than Republicans are Splinter.

Is it terrible that I feel bad for the cougar too? Sounds like it was sick and starving. Really unfortunate all around.

I hope you had a come to Jesus with the doctor and filed a complaint. And the school.

I really hate this trend of random, mismatched little quasi-prison tats all over people’s bodies.

Fucking entitlement.

And also- everyone has been rejected at some point in their life. Coping with rejection is an essential life skill. It makes me crazy to hear the same conservatives who rail about participation trophies and entitlement turn around and act like it’s understandable to murder someone for saying “no” to you!

Dimitrios kills 10 people because his fee fees were hurt??? Jeezum crow, what a snowflake. Unfortunately not the first and probably not the last.

Nobody can “owe” someone sex. That’s not how it works.

If I see one more article using the words “romantic” or “spurned” and implicitly laying this girl’s death and others at her feet for making the shooter do this, I will set something on fire. Conservatives are all over this, with their “if she had just been nice to him!” schtick that does nothing but harm women and…

Asia Argento is a fucking badass.

Pizza Rat tattoo, Justin or GTFO

You need guns to protect civilians from the tyranny of the government.

...all of whom pronounced my name like it rhymed with “telly”...

This always confused me, too, but recently the mainstream gun nuts have started telling the truth: it is a citizen’s DUTY to be armed to the teeth so that they can overthrow the government if necessary. It’s just the “good guy with a gun” ego fantasy taken to the ultimate extreme.