Why would anyone be wondering?

Oh Allen’s just talking about a reboot so he can rant about “woke Hollywood” when it inevitably doesn’t happen.

A reboot wouldn’t need Richardson, because it’s obvious that at least some time in the intervening 25 years, Jill Taylor 100% would have wised up and left her asshat of a husband. Tim Taylor in 2024 is definitely a divorced sad dad living bitterly alone, unable to grasp how his current state of a affairs is a direct…

I know that a lot of red states have loosened vaccine mandates in the last few years, but I’m pretty sure every place has strict requirements for pets and livestock. So this guy just admitted to breaking the law. I’d say report him, but I’m afraid that might risk his animals being euthanized, which besides being…

And they say liberals are snowflakes. JFC.

There were lots of stories in 2020 about masked people being berated and/or assaulted for wearing a mask in public

Introducing the Tuesday night keynote speaker at this Summer’s Republican National Convention.

There’s a weird conservative tendency to think they are being attacked by simply being in a presence of someone who they assume has more liberal values than they do.

Wow you really a pos. 

Except Drake Bell didn’t “rape” any kids, dumb ass. He didn’t touch anyone not did he even ask for nudes or sent any nudes. He’s innocent.

“full quadrant spectacle”? Marketing jargon is bad enough when it’s used correctly...

It’s been a long time since I read it, but I seem to remember the first movie covering only essentially the first half of the book, and then the second half got kind of darker (in a “Paul in Dune is actually bad” kind of way).

I’m not sure any other film really captured the feel of a pure 80s fantasy romp like this one did. I’d like them to use as many practical effects as possible, but that’s probably not going to happen.

I’ll go ahead and call it now: the Rockbiter in the original will look way better than whatever muddy, amorphous, CG-abomination they put on the screen in the remake.

Except for that weird bit where he thought Indiana Jones should be a child molester.

The difference between George Lucas and Gene Roddenberry is that Roddenberry died relatively early in the lifetime of the franchise, and since he is no longer around to remind us all how terrible he is, then it’s easy to fill in the gaps and pretend like he was a saint who made no bad decisions whatsoever.

They were mind-controlled, though. The idea that both were being violated by omnipotent jerks is explicit in the episode, and pretty consistent with Roddenberry’s Rules.

I love Star Trek but it feels like every time I read about one of Roddenberry’s rules or complaints about TNG they’re dumb as hell.

‘this is how the humans smile, yes?’

Congratulations pranksters, you got to have a conversation with Tucker Carlson. Talk about a self-own