“After he was halfway through the drink, he noticed that it contained two blue gel pills and a napkin at the bottom.”
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I’m gonna say he put it there himself. Because he had this delusional moment where he thought maybe he’d get money out of it. I’ll be watching to see how this one shakes out. So to speak.
I am in love with the older dude in the hat who ripped his shirt open! His reactions were cute as fuck!
that grandma was the worst! I’m glad she’s not my grandma.
They are all so cute! except the one in the pink with the “let me speak to your manager” haircut... she was intolerable.
One Night Only hardly seems approp for the occasion. I would also rule out You’re Gonna Love Me.
Are those ice cubes or sticks of butter?
oh my god that is so big I’m so sorry
What the...
My submission for double creature (which really should be called creature feature.)
“This is not some creepy looking pervert. He’s entirely normal looking,”
Every city has exactly one, purely for espionage purposes.
“Ladies leave your bags at home, the store is full of paper ones and totes make me groan.
“[Money], I just feel like it’s not important.”
I find it rich that the same people who complain about lazy people on welfare are the ones refusing to, you know, actually do their jobs.
Theoretically this isn’t that different from chicken parm, but I get the feeling that the execution will be appalling. And greasy...
“Catching up” implies that they hang out on the reg. I love this idea so much. What do you think they chat about?