You are assuming the dude has ANY idea where her pubic area is, much less her clitoris. Remember, sexual knowledge is a SIN.

They strike me as more of the "Missionary Position Using Sheet With Hole as a Barrier" type of people.

the first time that dude goes down on her, or rubs upon her mons pubis,

I think you underestimate the crazy of Quiverfull folks. The kids are always chaperoned when together before marriage to keep them "accountable."

That line IS great! Though I feel like they went to class and did homework more than, say, the Veronica Mars kids.

(Note: If you only support same-sex marriage for selfish economic reasons, you are still a shitty bigot. But it's better than nothing, I guess.)

I believe that phenomenon is known as "doppelbangers."

Some of the physics jokes are mildly funny, but then you realize that majority of the show is just stereotypes about nerds and women. The original premise was four nerdy guys with a hot, dumb neighbor and they only added female scientists so that there would be women for the men to date. As a female physicist, I find…

The jokes are terrible and pandering, whatever they're already getting is too much

Why doesn't that surfer in the background bash these skulls in with his board? I mean, they're right there. All in one place. He'll never get a better chance. And he's just walking away as if he's got something more important to do with is life.

Maybe William Tell is a billionaire in other ways.

Poop people, meet your upstairs neighbors.

Eh. If you think about it, a doll might actually be the BEST way to introduce children to the idea of the different anatomies. Kids learn a lot during playtime and this is a good way for them to learn about the different names of body parts etc, without getting caught ogling some other kid's junk on the playground out…

I remember seeing my cat's penis for the first time and thinking he had a worm crawling out of his ass. As I got closer to pull it out my wife warned me that was in fact his dick and she basically saved my life. Eternally grateful.

I canKnot believe you went there!

It's really hard to judge whether someone is acting against medical advice with good reason without having access to their personal medical records, which obviously we're not entitled to here. But after having a shocking number of friends post on Facebook that they're not vaccinating their children because they've…

You're not gonna find many atheist or agnostic people with strong feelings

I can tell you're a very serious person. Only very serious people reply in meme form since thinking is hard.

I bet this guy was Christian!