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Boner shaming.

She is going in for a hug. If you are a gentleman, when you hug a lady, you don't go in boner first.

So the guy gets a little excited around a pretty girl. I do Nazi what the big deal is.

Rules of Engorgement

They get in the way a lot.

Not to defend Terry Richardson, but Mariah is sorta known for highly controlled, photoshoped images. I'm not saying it isn't a problem, but it's also very possible Mariah requested some of this.

Just for god's sake don't buy anything.

If including volunteer work was so awful, Michelle wouldn't have gotten any callbacks, either. But she did.

I once thought a llama was crossing the street in front of my bike but it just turned out to be a man walking his big dog, and he happened to be exactly in pace with the dogs front legs so they kind of melded together.

I was also on a lot of acid, so...

That's a really good question, and Justin Green (from the Washington Examiner) Tweeted something interesting about that today. 90% of companies fit the criteria laid out by the SCOTUS ruling, but it's not clear what percentage of American workers are employed by employers that fit the criteria. In other words, while

See, they are not kissing. Not kissing at all. They should do that instead and not fucking kiss.

Things that are more difficult to explain to a child than homosexuality: dinosaurs, gravity, the infield fly rule, why the sun changes color as it sets, the Doppler Effect, flu shots, war, why the family dog went to the vet and never came back, long division, pretty much anything in the Bible.

Nearly nude women prancing about between commercial breaks as genetic hyper-mutants smash their brains into pulp for millions of dollars: educational family programming.

I don't >:(

This is 'MURICA! Only MURICAN KISSIN ON MY ESPN!

How about if it was two female gymnasts kissing? Or maybe a leaked sex tape of Gina Carano with Ronda Rousey? Would that be just as immoral?

I'm giving this article one star because the author used too many parenthesis and there weren't any jokes about Canada. Could also use more f-bombs.

YOU SAW IT COMING, TROUT.

Maybe it's because both my parents work in genetics, but this is the opposite of scandalous to me.