He’s a young enough man who will definitely remain in politics. He’s actually never had a real job before. He’s only ever been a politician. He’ll run for House, or Senate, or he’ll be some other high-level agency commissioner, deputy, secretary, etc.

Seriously, travelers should be aware. Trans people shouldn’t live in or even visit Florida. It’s now illegal.

This nightmarish story is why we have climate change, and it’s why we’re in the middle of the biggest mass extinction event since the dinosaurs. Please, please be a completely different person! JFC!!

Aren’t you exhausted, though? Advertisements surround us. AM/FM radio has been unlistenable for decades. There’s so little music! Live TV shows scheduled for 60 minutes have as low as 35 minutes of content (which I know from watching the pirated versions and DVD versions — once you notice it once, you notice it…

Point to the mandated videos of gay people that make up lies about gay people. Who are the gay people behind those lies?

This legal round-up felt just a little bit rushed. Is North Dakota the only state so far where this type of bill has been signed into law? Or are there more? And because this is the first full schoolyear since ND’s passage of the law, it’s hard to tell if it has actually been implemented as policy in any schools yet.

Agreed, this feels disingenuous. We can see from many different exit polls that white women voted for Donald Trump. (The qualifier “white” is important because the trend is not true across all women, generally.) Most white women voted for this. Literally, mathematically, most.

We’re turning into the fat people on the spaceship in Wall-E.  :(

If they shove cheaply made plastic garbage at you, it’s easier for them to justify the high prices. (“Look at this great extra thing we’re giving you.”)

You’re not alone. I get that people enjoy toys and collectibles, but if that’s what they’re trying to do here, then the company needs to try harder. They should have manufactured something more usable or at least desirable. But now 99.999% of these are going directly into a garbage can, then a landfill, and they’ll…

Instead of relying on feelings, you should read the actual court filings. At one point, her salary was reduced. That’s specific and measurable. And that’s just one element of it.

Do you think that all of Chris Pratt’s movies are better than the very first JP? Yeah, that’s probably an extremely uncommon opinion. Most people mock numbers 2 and 3 to some extent, but few people dislike the first.

How did they resurrect extinct plants? And why? Given how little people are able to name the plants around them, would the visitors have even noticed or cared that a random green leaf was resurrected? And how could Laura Dern have known that a long-extinct plant was toxic? The screenwriters really oversold the…

Can “females” also be 19-yr. old students who don’t own a home yet and also don’t have a job? Is that a gender too, or am I just being woke? These are weird options. 

He has six kids. And they’re definitely his because they all look like clones.

If viewing a photograph were a felony, you’d have to send a couple hundred million people to prison. (The language appears to include sexting, visiting dating apps, etc.) The one relief here is that the bill is unworkable. 

OMG, no, Silicon Valley is not “solving” California’s water, transportation, class issues, or any of those things. Not even close! How do people get this brainwashed??

None of these people know how to build a city. These are just morons whose entire claim to fame is, “I sold my app to Facebook 10 years ago so that they could kill it.” And yet they’re claiming to be better architects, better engineers, and better ecologists than anyone who has lived before. They’re so clueless that…

Straight people really created three TV shows about grooming, but I’m supposed to go yell at drag queens?

Does Musk fuck anyone? Most of his wives say that they were impregnated by samples that he keeps in a freezer.