They can’t really “retract” it, though. They submitted it to a court. Now, it’s an official government record. It’s out of their hands, and it’s permanent. (Also, obviously, the judge already announced the sentence.) This new statement is quite literally too little, too late.

You’re a conspiracy theorist who accuses innocent people of grooming. Sit down.

Using an analogy of the Supreme Court: Mila and Ashton didn’t just feel sad at the verdict and then decide to keep in touch with him occasionally anyway; instead, they wrote something like an “amicus brief,” submitted to the court, added permanently to the docket filings. This is tangible and substantial. They’re…

You’re exaggerating. The original comment (the movies are “weirdly sexless”) has been noted by many people, many times. On the podcast “Newcomers” by comedians/actresses Nicole Byer and Lauren Lapkus, they dedicate one whole season to the MCU. They watch a new Marvel movie or show for each episode, and almost every…

It’s true that Drew Barrymore was drinking alcohol at a very young age. But that has nothing to do with Epstein or Clinton or islands or Cosby or Masterson or Pizzagate. That’s what you people do — take a nugget of truth and then expand it to whatever you like. Epstein, in particular, mostly avoided Hollywood. He…

Don’t you think the truth is somewhere in between? When Conan says, “I’ve heard about you,” he probably means something like, “I’ve heard some stories about you going too far” or “I’ve heard some stories that sound creepy.” It need not mean, “I have evidence that you’re a rapist” nor must it mean that it’s a random,…

What a silly memory. Those cold cheeseburgers and cold fries must have been disgusting. Everyone knows that you gotta eat that crap quickly!

I had some questions about this. Since this isn’t a legitimate charity, aren’t all of the gifts heavily taxed? And if there are only a few people involved, why make the show of it at all? (They could just wire the money privately in the way that friends/relatives do all the time.) ...All that flashiness and publicity…

Yeah. “Now more than ever” is a way to ignore history. How is the current moment more significant than any time since 1984? She’s saying that San Francisco values were less important during the AIDS pandemic under Ronald Reagan. *That* was when her city needed a representative on the national stage. (Additional…

Nobody asked her either.  She made a public statement seeking reelection.  (Did Sanders do the same thing?  I don’t know.  All that I’ve read is that he will definitely not seek another presidential run.)  Point is, she made herself the news.  She did this.

Which church is valid? The one where they think plants talk during wildfires, or the one where they think snakebites only kill people who god hates, or the one where people can walk on water, or the one where wine is blood, or the one where women are capable of parthenogenesis and they birth baby boys with one X…

This strategy reminds me of the way Donald Trump writes. He is supposedly a Very Smart person who attended a Very Fancy University, but he still writes Random Punctuation like a Five-Year Old Child who CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH.

“How does anyone fall for this nonsensical religion?”

She’s Indian, not Celtic.  Her name is spelled differently because it has a different history and different meaning.  They’re literally different languages.

That’s not really clear. We do know that most of his children were created in test tubes, but we don’t know if it could be all of them.

Yes, the tacos were weird! You don’t bake tacos. It really seems that their producers didn’t spend even five minutes researching Mexico. They just assumed that Mexicans don’t have any baked goods, so they assigned the chefs tacos.

Lately, I’ve been catching up on old episodes of “The Exorcist,” which was canceled after only two seasons. It’s a better-than-okay show, but it’s not great. The whole time, I’m like, “How did this ever air? This is so stupid.” They’re trying to legitimize something that nobody ever actually does... oh, wait.

Fuck none of them! They don’t deserve this wonderful piece of a!

Kavanaugh and Thomas are the same people who say that restaurants should be able to throw out diners merely for being gay/lesbian/trans... so I really couldn’t care less if Kavanaugh couldn’t finish his ice cream.  These bigots are so whiny!!

Or, he just wants privacy, like any normal person would.