What a silly memory. Those cold cheeseburgers and cold fries must have been disgusting. Everyone knows that you gotta eat that crap quickly!

I had some questions about this. Since this isn’t a legitimate charity, aren’t all of the gifts heavily taxed? And if there are only a few people involved, why make the show of it at all? (They could just wire the money privately in the way that friends/relatives do all the time.) ...All that flashiness and publicity…

Yeah. “Now more than ever” is a way to ignore history. How is the current moment more significant than any time since 1984? She’s saying that San Francisco values were less important during the AIDS pandemic under Ronald Reagan. *That* was when her city needed a representative on the national stage. (Additional…

Nobody asked her either.  She made a public statement seeking reelection.  (Did Sanders do the same thing?  I don’t know.  All that I’ve read is that he will definitely not seek another presidential run.)  Point is, she made herself the news.  She did this.

Which church is valid? The one where they think plants talk during wildfires, or the one where they think snakebites only kill people who god hates, or the one where people can walk on water, or the one where wine is blood, or the one where women are capable of parthenogenesis and they birth baby boys with one X…

This strategy reminds me of the way Donald Trump writes. He is supposedly a Very Smart person who attended a Very Fancy University, but he still writes Random Punctuation like a Five-Year Old Child who CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH.

“How does anyone fall for this nonsensical religion?”

She’s Indian, not Celtic.  Her name is spelled differently because it has a different history and different meaning.  They’re literally different languages.

That’s not really clear. We do know that most of his children were created in test tubes, but we don’t know if it could be all of them.

Yes, the tacos were weird! You don’t bake tacos. It really seems that their producers didn’t spend even five minutes researching Mexico. They just assumed that Mexicans don’t have any baked goods, so they assigned the chefs tacos.

Lately, I’ve been catching up on old episodes of “The Exorcist,” which was canceled after only two seasons. It’s a better-than-okay show, but it’s not great. The whole time, I’m like, “How did this ever air? This is so stupid.” They’re trying to legitimize something that nobody ever actually does... oh, wait.

Fuck none of them! They don’t deserve this wonderful piece of a!

Kavanaugh and Thomas are the same people who say that restaurants should be able to throw out diners merely for being gay/lesbian/trans... so I really couldn’t care less if Kavanaugh couldn’t finish his ice cream.  These bigots are so whiny!!

Or, he just wants privacy, like any normal person would.

You’re making a lot of assumptions. Some of these guys are just nerdy, awkward, busy, job-focused, power-focused, traveling all the time... maybe they’re just not good at dating.

They weren’t looking for “specimens” of the past. They were surveying the amount of diversity we have today.

I’m having trouble seeing how this is a surprise. They’re not saying that there were 1,300 humans alive at that time. They’re merely saying that only 1,300 of the people back then have descendants living today. There could have been whole branches of humanity (people numbered 1,301 to, say, 200,000) who had children…

There are a lot of jokes about “Florida Man,” but I think “Utah woman” is a close second in insanity. The state is littered with zealots, scammers, MLMs, and cults of all kinds. Even the ones who aren’t fundamentalist Mormons anymore are still total weirdos. Utahans are destroying themselves.

She considered going to college, but didn’t. She’s an uneducated moron. She can’t even explain her own mindset or her own thoughts. (Generous take: She maybe sounds a little drunk. But if she’s sober, she’s retarded.)

“I’ve been thrown into” a conversation that I decided to participate in!  It’s everyone else’s fault that I said that!