Once I was part of a winning class that received a debit card with about $7 on it. But to use it, or to transfer the money elsewhere, there would be a $3.50 fee each time.

You’re making a lot of assumptions about people you’ve never met. I really don’t think many people would “scream” about his real nose — for one thing, it’s already closer to the size of the character’s, without any alterations. People aren’t even “screaming” about the badly made prosthetic, so why would they “scream”…

This is such an important point!

“five of the women were photographed while topless”

Republicans are not against raping children.  They just hate gay people, and so they made up the lie about gay people categorically being groomers.  The child rapes continue, though.

Have you ever read the Congressional Record? It’s like a magazine-sized newspaper booklet that comes out every day, and it shows everything that happened in Congress on the previous day. I used to read it a lot because I was a librarian at a law firm in Washington, DC. I’d receive the new copy every morning, add it…

Not really. There are lots of other factors that were playing out at the same time as the virus — the launches of multiple new streaming platforms, acquisitions that grew the size of existing platforms, etc. The writer here is shocked that people supposedly didn’t watch M3GAN, but we did. I “rented” it at home during…

“45% of answers said movie prices were going them back”

This is no different from Apple or a dozen other big tech companies. I went to college with one of the guys from “rectangles with rounded corners.” His dad was able to pay for his full ride out-of-pocket because his dad was into patents too. (“Toy train tracks with curves” was one.) He inherited the same mentality as…

It’s just fake bullshit. The 9 out of 10 dentists who prefer Crest are somehow the same 9 out of 10 dentists who prefer Colgate. The companies just lie. (My sister used to work for a toothpaste company, and she said they’d make up survey results without ever doing a survey.) She’s paid to spout PR lies all the time;…

What are you smoking, smokey?

They’re living on Antarctica in winter. Maybe they really did forget what all fruits, vegetables, and plants look like.

Nobody was any sort of traumatized. Nobody really cared at all. It’s not an exaggeration or hyperbole. It’s just a dumb, nutty, lie.

It’s an unrelated stock image, moron.

I’d like to see a black, gay attorney sue to stop all images of white and heterosexual people. Every image of a human would be banned, and so obviously the policy would fall apart and be repealed.

Where did they say they were “traumatized”?  Point to it (liar).

It’s impossible. That’s not what the word “trauma” means. If the kid exists (which I highly doubt), then the only way to describe it is that the kid is simply a piece of shit. Actual “trauma” is a completely different phenomenon.

It’s a complete lie.  It reminds me of the time that Mike Pence claimed that “most” kindergarten teachers teach about CRT in their classrooms. A literal majority, as in, more than 50%. People ate it up! But it doesn’t even pass the “smell test,” and it’s totally obvious that Mike Pence is a liar.

Cops aren’t very smart. I was arrested once based on the description, “white man wearing a jacket.” This was in the middle of nowhere of Montana, so around 95% of the people were white. There was a pretty severe rainstorm, so literally everyone was wearing a jacket. But they were so confident in that description and…

Agreed. She often seems to be faking it, which is bizarre for someone so rich. If I had her money, I’d buy a small apartment in ten different cities around the world, and then I’d have the time of of my life. All that flying would contribute to climate change, but the money would make me lose those values in an…