Why don't you all f-f-f-retire?

Someone blinded me with it once

It's just pictures of people wagging their fingers at social media shares

Keep your eye out for it: The bad CG seagull during Petit's walk may be the best moment of total schlock in a big-budget movie this year.

Won't anybody think of the animals?!

"Village of Cannibals" sounds like it could have been an Italian schlock classic

Keep calm
and
Stick your todger in a pig's mouth

Bob Kane was the fucking worst

Heh. When Perlman survived, I just thought, "Oh yeah, that dumb subplot. Oy."

When Mako brought up the sword suddenly—like she just remembered they left the oven on—I remember thinking, "Wait, didn't you both say you're out of weapons like a minute ago?"

There's a much more interesting movie in Pacific Rim that's bogged down by a) trying to give an emotional arc to a Blandy McBlanderson lead character and b) a dumb organ harvesting subplot with a wacky comic relief character. Mako and Stacker are way more interesting characters with a more interesting relationship,…

As much as I admire Del Toro's persistence, I don't think he has much say on whether or not the movie goes forward.

"Were there unanswered questions left in Pacific Rim?"

And more like Jewels the Run, amiri— oh dammit.

Go rewatch Raiders of the Lost Ark already. It's great.

"As a published author you only have one obligation and that is to your readers, otherwise you won't have them for very long."

Yeah, I agree that the scene with the wives works because it subverts the sexist Carl's Jr. ad expectations. It sets up those expectations—which is where it seems like the accusations of objectification come from—but the film also does its best to not meet the expectations. The focus is on the chastity belt with the…

You know, most episodes of RAW feel like television's equivalent of a rest hold.

Morpheus and Neo are fighting!

Don't forget all those tracking shots of Portland.