Beat the clock would be great if the matches didn't resemble the sloppy two-minute bathroom break matches that have led the Divas division to the unfortunate state it's in today.

At this point I hope Charlotte, Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, and Paige head back to NXT because it's pretty clear that the WWE just doesn't know what to do with women's wrestling.

As long as the weird elephant guy just shows up frequently but never has any lines, hell yes.

What if they put the subjects of one biopic into another biopic? Like if NWA was put into Pollock, or Brian Wilson into A Beautiful Mind, or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in The Aviator.

This is what scientists call evolution.

That's one fucked up spell you're casting!

I've secretly always wanted to hear Zizek say "suffering succotash" in the middle of discussion about Lacan.

He'd headbutt the hell out of Hogan.

The answers to all these questions: "because comic book movies"

Sadly, even with all that time, effort, energy, and pseudo-memorization, I could not even reach Jaquio.

Was so close to the end, but that fucking stage destroyed me every fucking time!

I hope the Trump campaign uses that as a campaign ad.

The Spectre theme song is apparently called "Bondy Bond." The melody is jazzy yet brooding, but lyrics consists of just one word, "Bond."

But bad CG, like playing with Colorforms

The beefier take on the On Her Majesty's Secret Service theme is pretty darn keen

Ahem…

In five years, a crowdfunded feature-length documentary that meticulously defends this crowdfunded feature-length documentary

Clearly his… ♫ pasty white thighs!

It would've been called The Greatest Little Dinosaur Park in the World

The scene closes with a girl kicking Chris Pratt while she does a gymnastic routine.