Crud Bonemeal

God, that fucking song. It's like shopping at Target in hell.

DRAGULAAAA!

The Insufferable Damian Wayne would be an all right name for a solo title

Mr. Murakami, who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Does this involve Air Bud and his snake pal Budaconda playing beach volleyball?

On all subsequent releases of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, the song "Fuck You (An Ode to No One)" will be retitled "Fuck You (A T-shirt to Anderson Cooper)"

They should settle this in the squared circle in some kind of gimmick wrestling match. A Kittens and Mittens match maybe (i.e., a cuter version of a Strap Match in which the wrestlers have their mittens knitted together).

We're doomed

Don't forget the inevitable shitty twee ukulele asshole video for The Force Awakens. That's bound to happen by the end of the year.

Hate to break it to you, but none of the members of The New Pornographers are involved in pornography.

Or how Battle Beyond the Stars was somewhat influenced by Star Wars

In a few years, they may point out that Cars is basically Doc Hollywood

Faux-retro pastiche open credits to a show now has retro music version of song. I fear that the internet atom may split at any time.

Known in the Biblical sense?

Experience: I was swallowed by a hippo: www.theguardian.com/lifeand…

This means that Butters dressed as Professor Chaos is way more badass than Doomchan and Yelp Hulk combined

But he has that Doom suit.

Just assuming he goes out the way he came in, right?

Wonder what he'll think of my conspiracy-theory-laden audio commentary track for Passenger 57.