Never shoot yourself in the foot with a disintegration ray

Holy crap! 40 friggin minutes?!

Whoa. So that explains the note about streamlining for length and clarity. Your restraint is admirable, especially with how uncomfortable that interview reads.

It's the potential of getting stuff like this that makes me dread teaching a creative writing class.

That or a badass airship captain in a classic JRPG.

I applaud your brave defense of the defenseless white male between the ages of 18 and 34.

I like Ren & Stimpy still, but I don't talk much about it anymore and it's generally in a nostalgic way. I talk about Invader Zim way more.

It seems like Viruet was expecting just a fun conversation about nostalgia and television and how the internet keeps that alive, but she wound up getting this fascinating exploration into the limited worldview of the privileged. She also gave him ample opportunity to dig himself out of his hole, but dude just kept…

I remember reading that Klickstein interview last week and my eyes bugging out as it went south and would not stop. Wonder what the audio/recording was like of the interview.

I always figured if Russert was such a crusader for truth, he would have done a better job of calling Cheney, Powell, Rice, and other people affiliated with the Bush administration on their shit in the lead up to the 2003 invasion of Iraq. But so much for that.

Amen.

Only an imbecile, masochist, or someone already at NBC (or various combinations of those) would willingly take a job on the talking-points theater that is Meet the Press.

In the 2075 edition of The Oxford English Dictionary, the third or fourth definition for "Internet" will be "that daily reminder that humanity is awful"

"Haha! It's true! 'Netflix' does rhyme with 'Wet Chicks'! Haha!" —Satan

Like the forthcoming Left Behind movie, Satan will be blurbed on the promotional images for these new Adam Sandler films.

It's surprising to me that the ATM scene is the most pretentious thing to you about Frances Ha, let alone one of the most pretentious things that you've ever seen (especially if you've seen Last Year at Marienbad). Regardless of my feelings about the movie, that ATM scene in Frances Ha just struck me as…

It's, like, black and white like Last Year at Marienbad, so, like, yeah, totes.

I'd like to believe that the poster was made on MS Paint rather than Photoshop.

"Bed for the Scraping" by Fugazi

A gainsayer hat thermos!