Not as dumb as Garth Brooks… or Chris Gaines, really.

When I was a wee lad (err, okay… an adolescent), I got my family to see Cabin Boy in the theaters since I loved the show Get A Life so much. My brother and I had a blast, but my parents hated the movie and me by extension.

When I was a wee lad (err, okay… an adolescent), I got my family to see Cabin Boy in the theaters since I loved the show Get A Life so much. My brother and I had a blast, but my parents hated the movie and me by extension.

Her daddy did not take the T-bird away

On the note of Smashing Pumpkins filler songs, "Heavy Metal Machine" may be one of the worst songs ever written.

This old-school superhero booking would work better if there were still territories

Pun threads?

And Goldust as Ambush Bug

Flair's wizard would be more like…

Also, Dusty Rhodes should play Uncle Marvel

WOOOOOO

I want Ric Flair to play the wizard who gives Shazam his powers just so there's a scene where The Rock and Flair cut promos on each other.

I wonder what Triangle Man thinks of Septic Man

Poor guy. Depression is fucking horrible.

I picture Hamilton and Adams fighting Washington on a pier at the very end of the Revolutionary War, kinda like Riggs and Murtaugh fighting Jet Li at the end of Lethal Weapon 4.

Unless you've got power!

Some of these European critics include Punch RockGroin, Crud BoneMeal, Lump BeefBroth, Gristle McThornBody, and Thick McRunFast.

Any day now the same thing's going to happen with Cutthroat Island, guys. Trust me.

Yeah, the found footage thing hurt this movie really bad. It could have worked if the footage was a document of Frankenstein's own experiment that he filmed for posterity, but that'd be an entirely different movie.

Grown Ups 2 is a quintessential… Sandler movie… that’s fascinating… and… funny. The humor is… an endless stream of… jokes… leading to climactic free-for-all… Sandler’s eighth collaboration with director… Dennis Dugan… is… an… artistic statement.