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Top Jimmy. He's the king.

Nope. Going to Hell. Just like Goebbels' kids.

You can ask Homer Simpson for clarification.

Isn't Checkers in Doggy Hell, along with Hitler's dog?

Sorry, bub. You missed out.

This is more in line with my ranking than, say, Vulture's, although I would probably put Inglourious at #3 over Kill Bill.

It felt like a tech demo for a graphics card company. I was not at all engaged. Of course, I find any use of 3D to be super distracting instead of making the movie more immersive.

TFA 3x and I loved every minute.

YES. Embarrassment. When the Jar Jar jokes were flying and Proops was doing the play by play, I felt so embarrassed for myself and the audience around me. I heard audible groans and I was panicking, thinking they involuntarily came from me (they didn't).

I blame my eyelid.

I am literally raising a glass.

Less hate and more "fuck this guy." Fallon breaks right away in the above video and I turned it off.

The spirit of Walt is alive and well.

Someone on Twitter posted a string of glowing reviews for TFA and then tweeted, "psych! Those were for the Phantom Menace!"

Take THAT, 14-year-old Charlotte Church!

I forgot that splitting hairs is actually an effective tactic when dealing with CPS.

There is no way the kid was in the room with the turbo orgy.

Pretty good. I'm not surprised to see Providence missing. It's pretty niche (I mean, you have to REALLY be into Lovecraft). Narrative-wise, it's an amazing slow burn and re-reads are beneficial— which you would expect nothing less from Alan Moore. Art-wise, while I love the meticulous interior art, each issue has a…

Seriouslyu i'm so drunk now , i need to leavet his thread. RIP, Scott. Love you. Thank yuou. Goddamit. sob

How can such a aloof people have such exact words for emotions?! Oh, right: they over-engineer everything.