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Hubert J. Simpson
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He never got the treatment that Axl Rose didn't deserve.

"Jesus Christ. JEEzus FUcking CHRIST!" — Cy Tolliver

Shut your meth mouth.

I wasn't commentating on the quality of the music. The musical numbers interrupted the flow of story.

The long jazz pieces interrupted what was already a slow story.

I will be bronzed alive and placed in the Traitor Statue Garden

After the Rs change the Constitution in 2019, your party will be outlawed and you'll be in a camp by 2020. By 2021, you'll be begging your family to hurl your near-starved body into the electric fence and to carve off you as much as they can before the guards come.

Tom Hanks from Big.
Lion-O from Thundercats.
Robin Williams from Jack.

I thought it was the ruins of the Wolfschanze.

Not every sketch can be Cool Mite.

Fey knows it's a comedian's job to a) speak truth to power and, maybe even more importantly, b) give a bump to the underdog in the election. You see, Jimmy messing up Trump's hair is like Fey's "bitch is the new black" for
Clinton.

bring back The Soup

Good scares. I love how the nurses on "the show" were hot 70s pin-ups and the IRL nurses are FUCKING CREEPY.

I thought the purpose of the game was to eradicate brown birds and purple rats.

And Tony Hale FKING NAILED IT.

Typical New Yorker trying to start shit.

I can't tell if it's Lovecraft's "The Lurking Fear" (we've got yokels, an old house, weird creature), Hodgson's "The House on the Borderland" (hallucinations/manifestations and pig people), or a blend of both, but I'll be happy either way.

… which starred Brad Pitt who was in Sleepers with Kevin Bacon. Two degrees! (Also the same number of acts you should watch of Fury before turning it off.)

How could I not have guessed that?! I was overthinking it!

Like that, but even more persnickety.