"… signed, The Mad Bomber." — Batman

Ben Ghazi… Isn't he the guy who replaced Qaddafi?

He's getting all kinds of quaffle on the set.

Go go gadget death hat

Watership Down. A 1970s cartoon that is full of blood and violence against rabbits. Oh, and a rabbit grim reaper who collects the dead rabbits. Absolutely horrifying.

if not a red X, then perhaps a smear of mustard…

(goes to YouTube, watches some Sniglets)

You should check out The Jazz Singer starring Neil Diamond.
MUCH better sound.

You can't hear him, but if you read his lips, he's saying, "help me".

Since 1989, anyway.

There are cheaper ways to drown your sorrows than WhistlePig.

"I SAID THIS LOSER WASN'T FUNNY BACK IN 2004. LOOK IT UP!"

Fitting! Hermione had the early signs of alcoholism. And Hagrid was obviously an alcoholic.

It's the sincere quidditch players who baffle me.

"Free bologna sandwiches, kids! Get hungry!"

Rowling made a conciliatory video for people who were sorted into Hufflepuff on Pottermore. So, to answer your question, no.

Is that… a bottle of KY she's dropping on the 2nd-to-last cover?

Kool & the Gang's NT is fking amazing. That I might know it from that POS "Gangsta Gangsta" is an insult.

"I look like George Crooney."

Were these guys even alive in 1989? Because there are a lot of people who were alive in 1989 that aren't quite as aloof about that horrible day.