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Hubert J. Simpson
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I can't find the CYE treatment of the True Detective S1 finale, but it is fantastic.

I'm guessing Ant-Man didn't get eaten. He probably hypnotized the chicken (Herzog says it's very easy).

hell yes to both of those

The cast of Community would have made excellent Ghostbusters.

I decided not to see it thirty-five minutes ago.

There have been so many Photoshopped parodies of SuSq Joker that I can't tell them apart from the official photo.

If that was a HuffPost link, I'd click it.

We just don't want to be sucker-punched again.

You got that idea from Suicide Squad Joker

Cinemax also has The Knick. So double boo.

"I'm a bad muthafucka but you don't KNOW THIS."

You wouldn't know, b/c you didn't fight in the Civil War (although you wish you had, with all the parades and buglers).

Was going to say the same thing about Ice Town, but the book, odd shape and all, is the perfect medium for that story.

At least you never have to apply for jobs.

Just think: they will need to hire actresses who play models who pose as girls pretending to want to be at Rockstar bro parties.

Yeah, in The Carousel you see Don romanticizing the nuclear family but he goes home to an empty house.

But shouting, "that how Schmidty do!" was not ideal. Schmidty did, and he did it good, but mommy doesn't want to hear how Schmidty's doing.

I remember X Cohen being pissed that religious types were heralding the episode as an explanation for God's existence or at least evidence that Futurama's creators believed in God.

He-who-shall-not-be-named was on the cover, along with Padme, Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gon on Tatooine. Interior was a 2-page spread of Tatooine extras, and a 2-page spread of Obi-Wan vs. Darth Maul. Google image search should pull it up quickly.