Is that the one with the Velociraptor?

That's the way to do it!

Which is why I'm confused that Mad Max is a "live action" version of CBR.

Cannonball Run wasn't a cartoon, was it?

While cleaning out my garage last month, I threw away the Vanity Fair with Annie Liebowitz's promo photos for Episode 1.

I need to work on my sarcasm. I thought "true list of women's grievances" was the giveaway.

But forgotten? Nope.

I had my doubts but I found myself laughing throughout the episode. Leonard rambling about the Force was maybe one of the funniest things I've seen this season.

So I looked up "fan service" on urbandictionary…

The '00s created a friend zone of epic proportions.

Its intentions are noble, I suppose, but tumblr is far from what I consider an appropriate medium to raise awareness of women's issues. Nor does the content pass my criteria for what I deem a true list of women's grievances. Sorry, feminists, but until I am satisfied, Current Mood = Indifferent.

So? Did they grow up to be internet trolls?

"You're a wizard, Pepper!"

"Nora Dunce" — Andrew Dice Clay

If Pink Floyd's only 2 greatest songs are Money and Another Brick in the Wall Part 2, then they can't be that great of a band.

I loved at the really difficult levels where people would refuse to surrender. Oh, and you're out of tear gas, so you have to punch the shit out of them to get them to surrender.
"Drop it!"
"No!"
PUNCH

"You say 'Persian' and 'Arab,' but all I see is Muslin."— Murika

DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT INFLATION?!?!?!?!?!?

After he died in the explosion on his patron's barge?

This fantasy of super-engaged kids who are well-read is pervasive and not limited to Girls. It's almost as pervasive as Hannah's stereotype "those who can't do, teach," when, actually, teaching is a hard job and requires multiple talents.