Where the fuck have you been.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Please stop.

People got burned by Watch Dogs so now they go out of their way to find minute differences they can rage about online.

Hah!  I got that Mechwarrior reference.

I’m worried about how this is going to effect the questionable vitamin supplements market....

Gotta ask.  What exactly were you on when you wrote that? 

After finding glitter all over their faces...they were like...

So these guys got into the house without force and demanded specific items instead of just robbing the victim? Yea this isn't Shady at all....

Alternate headline: “Dipshit picks fight with pro athlete, loses.”

The expansion is an illusion. I’ve no idea what extraordinary change in perspective it will require for us to actually prove this.

Usually it’s just Dana White telling whatever microphone is closest that the fighter is being a pussy. 

This should be a reminder of what a real hero is.

You might want to note that AEI is a far-right-wing conservative think tank, so of course they're going to ANTI-ZTE. 

Even though the Marvel Cinematic Universe has, in the past, been defined by hulking men punching the hell out of one another, Lilly explained how bringing Hope’s femininity to the fore was a top priority because she wanted audiences to understand that power comes in many forms:

By your own admission you possess a Facebook account, so yes.  

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

You come across any rad roaches?

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”