That’s a good idea! When it’s getting time to wrap it up, I like to end a dinner party by sticking my genitals in at least one of the dishes. Makes for good conversation at the next event.

oh noes my favorite most coolest thing evar got popular and now it’s not cool anymore woe is me

Why? It’s an optional mode.

Well the only reasonable answer is that whoever finds that gauntlet and engages it will immediately remove half the players from the map AND get that boastworthy kill-count. Anything else is a half-measure, pun intended.

An alternative take on the “too cool for America” headline:

Huawei was nothing until they stole Nortel’s source code.

Okay! I like Venmo but I only use it for rent. Ya know, “rent.” No really just for rent.

Congratulations to FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler for this comment on Deadspin’s blog post about LeBron James’ Instagram

I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.

Gross. I’ll pass.

No—we all “get it,” the problem is that the scene was both stupid and incredibly cheesy. It was just an all around poorly executed idea.

I love way folks resort to name calling of those who don’t agree with them. You’re a classic example of a “fan”. Kudos.

wait so your defending a Chinese company? China has horrible civil rights dude. We get it, you dont like Trump, but how bout seeing reality instead of just anger. China is 1000x worse than Trump.

Those are not state owned companies. The United States does not OWN Apple, Microsoft and Google.

very good decision

It will still be less ad-intrusive than what I just had to view to read this article lol.

Jeter looks like he is morphing into Pitbull. Is that what happens when you move to Miami?

Jeter gift basket jokes are so old, Roy Moore doesn’t even notice them while walking through the mall.

aww naw jeets;

Silly you. It means you are verified to toe the line. It’s like being a party member in China.