That’s a good idea! When it’s getting time to wrap it up, I like to end a dinner party by sticking my genitals in at least one of the dishes. Makes for good conversation at the next event.

oh noes my favorite most coolest thing evar got popular and now it’s not cool anymore woe is me

Why? It’s an optional mode.

Well the only reasonable answer is that whoever finds that gauntlet and engages it will immediately remove half the players from the map AND get that boastworthy kill-count. Anything else is a half-measure, pun intended.

Huawei was nothing until they stole Nortel’s source code.

Congratulations to FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler for this comment on Deadspin’s blog post about LeBron James’ Instagram

I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.

Jeter looks like he is morphing into Pitbull. Is that what happens when you move to Miami?

Jeter gift basket jokes are so old, Roy Moore doesn’t even notice them while walking through the mall.

aww naw jeets;

It’s not heavy contact, but he definitely Nik’d him.

It’s time we all admit that this Yankees team is young, fun and likable until the camera pans to the crowd at Yankee Stadium.

Nice cynical take. No, he got played like a stupid drug addicted older white guy who likes doing blow off (redacted) black women while having moral issues about black men kneeling for that stupid song while protesting inequality. He got exactly what he deserved and so far, as far I can tell... only other white men…

Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

Fingers crossed!

“Congress is taking their sweet time, unlike for the mainland. There’s a consistent, and avoidable, perception that the response is different because of who is affected and where.”

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

Another Houston resident chiming in to say FUCK OFF, this article was a great read!

Houston resident (not a Texans fan), loving this. I have to put up with enough of JJ Watt’s face every time I go to HEB that this feels like catharsis.

Great timing, Drew. As the city is pulling dead bodies out of the water and bails itself out, I’m sure they are all desperately trying to find an internet connection to read up on their NFL team.