Eat or smoak before you ride.

Wear a helmet.

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

Well, that clears that up.

So the NFL is picking up the flag on itself?

Have fun doing the same crap over and over...

Stockholm syndrome: the game. Brought to you by Activision - the makers of the "you aren't NOT going to buy this DLC" DLC.

I am kind of amazed people are still playing this. It really reminds me of Borderlands, but without any of the charm that games has, and everyone just runs around looking like a sea of master chiefs. I don't get why the grind is OK here but not OK with all the other MMOs. If I were to bunch this in with all the other…

All those articles for such a boring game.

Isnt the future great?

Dear Mr. Morelli:

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

"If Dan Snyder is the owner, we want out."

"If RGIII is the starter, we want out."

"After all, Niners fans will have to spend their remaining years trudging to Santa Clara to watch a shitty team that can seemingly be undone at any moment by internal political squabbles."

I blame MARRIAGE for "Marriage Decline"... trust me, I speak from experience.

Pornography is simply liberating men from the oppressive chains of matriarchal standards when sexual release is and isn't acceptable.

"the FBI (known for being super honest, running no secret torture programs, or anything)"

Boycott all studios. Boycott all big theatre chains. Ship all the apologetic cowards to North Korea. Nuke North Korea.

This is really going to piss off the aliens. Saved the environment, started an intergalactic war. Thanks Greenpeace.