Belichick: Seriously, Rob. Why 69?

Regardless of rank, people who call it pop are assholes.

Yup.

You're a horrible runner.

I think he meant to do that. He's clearly in training. This needs Rocky music.....

I'm just going to take a moment and be grateful that I'm a Seahawks fan. I'll deal with all the crap that you assholes shovel my way with Pete Carroll being a truther (He's not). Marshawn is a strange dude (He is). Russell is too short and not black enough, whatever the fuck that means...

But what does Gatorade, Reebok, and Subway think about this?

Gruden better bulk up. I think Griffin weighs about 220 lbs.

This makes me rethink game purchases at launch :(

The scarier question: has this become the new status quo?

This post doesn't exist if not for the excuse to look up Oronde Gadsden highlights.

I literally laughed at my desk when I saw the name Oronde Gadsden.

Fred Meyer aka Kroger has their shitty-ass cronuts in their shitty-ass bakery donut sampler box. It was probably the worst thing in there.

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

The government is behind this! Can't anyone else see that??

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.