Keith Olbermann: [reads Deadspin story]

Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

Wanda Sykes is looking HOT these days.

...unless you're using Chrome. Then it just doesn't seem to work.

I gotta say, for me, the most surprising part of this story is that there's a deranged criminal associated with the Dallas Mavericks organization, and Dirk Nowitzki hasn't proposed marriage yet.

Dear Aaron,

Waitress: Hi! Welcome to Hooters! What can I get for you?

Sorry, Sean, but this is decidedly not what rock bottom looks like. I've seen rock bottom, pal. And rock bottom likely looks exactly like a waitress at a Hooters in Sarasota, Florida.

I bought it during the steam summer sale for $10 and I think I paid too much. It's really not all that great. The combat is ok, but the story, the voice acting and the script are badly translated from the original version. There are worse games, sure, but check out some footage on youtube first.

It's fickin' finny when people miff the purpofe.

You must be fick headed. I don't fink you foroughly understand this fread.

F*ck. It's worse than I thought.

It looks like Tyson Chandler is riding an ostrich.

Everything I hear is even disregarding the big mess up and the fact it is online only, it kills the big reasons I liked the game. All I ever want in a new gen Sim City is better graphics and bigger cities. They got the better graphics I suppose but the cities got smaller and they made it so you had to have one save…

From the friends I know who play it they all are still upset that features that were in the past games, like all of them, aren't in the new one. And especially disconcerting is the small size of the cities and the total lack of being able to customize landscapes to make something uniquely theirs. That and all of the…