I don't think I'd trust a ride where the maintenance crew left via the Red Sea thousands of years ago.

Keith Olbermann: [reads Deadspin story]

I would, if online communities didn't systematically make it so damn hard for you to delete an account.

People still plug their phones into their computers? That's not Pro at all, Pro is using the cloud and never having to plug your phone in. I haven't plugged my phone into my computer in years, and everything syncs automatically using cloud services...

To avoid the evil "cloud" you seem to think is unnecessary.

Yes! please apple and everybody else dont give us any usefull services as the writer propose. I prefer to spend my time in mechanical tasks as syncing my phone. I hate automatic and usefull services!

Pro Tip: You're is a contraction of you are. Your is the possessive form of you. You're welcome.

I back mine up to my computer as well as Google. Never hurts to have them in more than one place!

that sounds so incredible hard. and i'm on my computer roughly 12+ hours a day...

This simple thing is lost on too many idiots.

Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

Wanda Sykes is looking HOT these days.

...unless you're using Chrome. Then it just doesn't seem to work.

I gotta say, for me, the most surprising part of this story is that there's a deranged criminal associated with the Dallas Mavericks organization, and Dirk Nowitzki hasn't proposed marriage yet.

Dear Aaron,