He also said that stepping on small objects will hurt like hell if you wear toe shoes.

He also said that stepping on small objects will hurt like hell if you wear toe shoes.

He could not even walk up a flight of steps before he got the “toe” shoes, they must be magic and his opinion of the highest standards.

He could not even walk up a flight of steps before he got the “toe” shoes, they must be magic and his opinion of the…

That Vibram reviewer just told me what to do again. And they do not understand the hate...

That Vibram reviewer just told me what to do again. And they do not understand the hate...

What was your craziest day at Deadspin?

Mighty Mouse by fence launched 720 spinning elbow in the 3rd.

Damn you sir.

When is this going to be on Stitcher? Downloading anything from iTunes is so 2006.

I can’t wait for NFL Training Camp Fight of the Week on NFL Network sponsored by Microsoft.

You spelled next week and Redskins wrong.

I hate when random women come up to me and massage my muscled torso... oh wait... no I don’t.

Deleted this pile of micro-transaction shite after 10 minutes of play. Hey I see what you did there Rovio!

You were right and Kev29 is a jerk

They are from NJ, now TAKE IT BACK!

HAHA WRONG!

Xbox won handily.

Wahahahahahahahaha... I’m not laughing just wondering if thats the kind of water he is drinking?

If its really made by blushing monks then I try it, if not GTFO with that name.

They should have a stat for how many people deleted the game from the hard drive. Count me and four people I know in those stats.

This was so funny... omg... haha...

Regarding the EA - Simcity debacle: In hindsight its obvious that EA tried to force some unwanted options into the Simcity franchise, the customers revolted and now Simcity is closed. Cities: Skylines is now the new “it” city builder. What lessons should EA have drawn from to avoid the disaster that befell them?…