He used a breath-right strip, future is truly here.

Can we all agree this is the Jimmy Saville origin story told in the guise of a fairy-tail origin story?

This happens when I eat a entire box or two of Gushers.

Proudly Facebook free (including all subsidiaries) since 2007 :)

what are you looking at? your pic is super small rez

They made me want a smoothie made by someone else, because raw fruits and veggies are dirty.

What was your craziest day at Deadspin?

Mighty Mouse by fence launched 720 spinning elbow in the 3rd.

Am dissapoint, no PRs or KOMs...

The Chinese are coming the Chinese are coming!

wiki wiki wiki

Haha!

Any famous scientists in this affair-gate-hack or is it all god-fearing men?

Damn you sir.

When is this going to be on Stitcher? Downloading anything from iTunes is so 2006.

I can’t wait for NFL Training Camp Fight of the Week on NFL Network sponsored by Microsoft.

You spelled next week and Redskins wrong.

I hate when random women come up to me and massage my muscled torso... oh wait... no I don’t.

Deleted this pile of micro-transaction shite after 10 minutes of play. Hey I see what you did there Rovio!

You were right and Kev29 is a jerk