Haha you writers and editors must be bald or balding. When you have perfect genes that include good hair it can look like that when you do not wash it and the oils make it look slick.

It's like Deadspins been infected with smallpox by the whole Native American team naming thing.

TL;DR but clicked

I bet they lose even more people to PS4 because of this.

Why did you try to block Jacoby Jones punt return and will you lose a draft pick?

Can I get a TL;DR hair fix?

If only Simshity/EA had listened to the fans....

bad trollings breh

Poor kids prob do not have internet. No Xbonez for you poors!

Ugh... like totes FML

Oh no he di'int!

Your post was shittier.

You are a gross person.

For the LOVE OF GAWD Gawker, listen to this person, his/her name is ShitMonkeys.

Got completely hammered and perused some strip clubs the night before a government psych eval for employment. The pole dancers were good, the interview did not go well :(

Do you drive get away cars and smash peoples heads in with your boots as a side job?

Heh, reminds me of the DC dick flipper. A certain guy who would unconsciously flip his dick in front of the mirror while looking at his phone in the gym. EVERYONE SAW YOU DO IT.

inb4EAbuys and ruins

simmer down now

I am thinking this new SimCity is some meta-troll to make us thankful for our real functioning cities.