Oh no he di'int!

Your post was shittier.

You are a gross person.

For the LOVE OF GAWD Gawker, listen to this person, his/her name is ShitMonkeys.

Got completely hammered and perused some strip clubs the night before a government psych eval for employment. The pole dancers were good, the interview did not go well :(

Do you drive get away cars and smash peoples heads in with your boots as a side job?

Heh, reminds me of the DC dick flipper. A certain guy who would unconsciously flip his dick in front of the mirror while looking at his phone in the gym. EVERYONE SAW YOU DO IT.

inb4EAbuys and ruins

simmer down now

I am thinking this new SimCity is some meta-troll to make us thankful for our real functioning cities.

Sim City vs 2.0 released way more bugs than fixes. Talk about an epic ongoing cluster-fuck.

That would be edgy, do want.

lol, didnt read

Hey man salesman are people too. Do you want to make more money from home? I have fish oils you can rub all over your body...

Ya, you took one for "team pointless post"

I wish that one tweet of my private bits was deemed invalid. Oh the shame...

heh

Links?

Sigh... but we were just becoming frenemies...

No, commenting on you commenting on my comment in a cunty manner makes... who an asshole? I'm confused.