Heh, reminds me of the DC dick flipper. A certain guy who would unconsciously flip his dick in front of the mirror while looking at his phone in the gym. EVERYONE SAW YOU DO IT.

inb4EAbuys and ruins

simmer down now

I am thinking this new SimCity is some meta-troll to make us thankful for our real functioning cities.

Sim City vs 2.0 released way more bugs than fixes. Talk about an epic ongoing cluster-fuck.

That would be edgy, do want.

lol, didnt read

Hey man salesman are people too. Do you want to make more money from home? I have fish oils you can rub all over your body...

Ya, you took one for "team pointless post"

I wish that one tweet of my private bits was deemed invalid. Oh the shame...

heh

Links?

Sigh... but we were just becoming frenemies...

No, commenting on you commenting on my comment in a cunty manner makes... who an asshole? I'm confused.

Commenting on others jokes is even more lame. You must lack originality.

Katie Holmes had the same plan as well last year.

Forget the half-assed Mass Effect Articles, the boring "in-depth" coverage of an old game or the lack of any rhyme or reason for this week to exist. If there's one element that I believe all Kotaku fans can agree to love to hate (and hate to love), it's the obvious EA press blitz that must have netted Kotaku a…

This...

"2-22? Wow I wish he was that accurate", muttered the Pakastani tribesman.

Is he doing it in public again!