How on God’s GREEN EARTH is this NOT AVAILABLE here????

Called it.

I love the sideview proportion with the extended middle and wheels pushed far; it reminds me of this Ford 021C concept a while back by Marc Newson:

If Ford makes “Mustang” into a subbrand with sedans and trucks, I blame this.

Hard to take the tough-guy/gal image at face value when you’re afraid of your truck bed getting a tan.

I don’t mind the other ones, but for the first-gen, I’m definitely more partial to the notchback.

That’s a brassy gold. I like it.

“But, you know, at least we didn’t have to apply to go there.”

I wouldn’t count on the Pope to weigh in on anything of value until it’s too late.

Yes, and legend has it that if you collect every Skyactive engine, you can wipe out half of Mazda’s competitors...*SNAP* like that.

The Lloyd “Harry” petsitting van.

Wow, there’s a sculpted pile of shit, too.

There’s more than a whiff of Saturn and Jag in the front, and Nissan Leaf in the rear, but I’m digging the Art Deco interior.

If they kept the bomber jacket and sunglasses, it’d be more exciting than the game.

I’m hoping this will eventually spawn a spiritual successor to the GT-Four.

Just let go of a first-gen Celica because I brought it to a shop that had been reputable but coincidentally went through an ownership change, nearly a handful of shop managers, changed fee structures, and left me hanging onto a shell of a car.

Gee, I wonder what the “S” in “SUV” stands for?

“SWEEEET.”—Veloster owners.

That’s because the RX-7’s driver is always ogling over its looks.

Legends say the engineers were never heard from again because their cremated ashes were subsequently used to make more blocks for new Supras.