I’m not BMW’s target demographic, but I used to dream about the E39—above ALL cars at the time. It was pure BMW, distilled into one car.

Purple is a criminally underused and under-appreciated color on cars.

Undoubtedly just to prep you for that below-minimum-wage ball drop.

Better than “Tesla’s Out of Top Engineers.”

Unless my eyes are deceiving me, the hand is behind the chest of the passenger, no?

I find it funny that it’s the DRIVER holding the umbrella for the passenger.

Built-in umbrella, you say?

Good Times. GOOD TIMES.

“What?! I don’t have time to attend an auction! Just let me know who wins the car and I’ll buy HIM. Or HER.”—Fancy Kristen

I like the backhanded challenge to Toyota. ;)

Oh, I totally agree, but in today’s political climate, it’s like no one understands this unless something MAJORLY impactful happens.

This will probably piss a lot of people off, but whatever:

I don’t have the means to justify buying any M5—or any BMW, for that matter—but this made me want to sell my house:

“Waymo Will Need ‘Many More’...”

For those moments when you piss/shat yourself at high speeds.

It’s like a first-gen Miata...from the FUTURE.

“Piano black” was played out along with switchable faceplates for Nokia phones.

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“There were weeks of talking before I was able to get my hands on the car. The whole transaction was an ordeal.”

From this (bold mine):