You get a star for having the guts to do high school drama. Good for you.

I friend-yelled at my, um, friend who works at Mazda last night to bring that Mazda6 wagon to the US. I don’t care—auto, FWD, I-4 or V6 whatever.

“Lucky I got it on snap.”

ix-nay on the ray-ooled-cay 119-ay.

It certainly has.

Well, I’m hoping by the time Ford is freaking out, Mazda—with Toyota’s help—is too successful to care.

Velcro’s coming back. My Reeboks and I are biding our time...

The nipple-blocking star is a little low...

I hope all the people who decide to leave Ford give Mazda a look.

Just means flat and non-moving/static ads. And the artist may not work in digital, so his work would have to be handmade then scanned anyway.

Mr. Nagaoka should do ALL the print ads. Today’s ads are so boring.

Dude, the word before the “—” is literally “cars”, not “Ryder vans.” You’re the one who’s reaching.

My God, that LS...

How does that saying go?

Ford: “We’ve got no more Fs to give.”*

No, of course not.

Doggone it, Doug!

Well, when it goes up to a level that knocks some sense into people.

And if the GPS were voiced by Kelly Kapowski, I would do things that even Slater wouldn’t do for that car.

I do admire the S2000. I just never found it beautiful. But that yellow is the one color that makes me drool over one. Vice versa, the S2000 carries it beautifully in a way that few other cars can.