“Sure went through a lot of unnecessary trouble...”—914

The bro-est of all Ferraris.

How about a front that looks like a rear but is actually just...a front?

I know it’s owned by FB. I just do what I can, but I can’t avoid the internet. It’s not like Kinja doesn’t know a bunch as well.

I fear for my car whenever I’m near a Costco with them giant SUVs/trucks and giant shopping carts...

Get a friend to post it for you.

I threw some shade at it. Not sure it stuck.

50. Johnson

Sounds pissed, that Pista.

The answer is definitely NOT a Miata.

Or, happily, when the stated (and implied 100% peak) HP rating is actually only 80% of the real peak HP. That’s an OCD I can deal with.

All I know is automakers need to bring back some Crayola colors to their cars: olive green, shamrock green, sky blue, and dandelion. Definitely some dandelion.

1962 DB4.

That’s like an indie-comic knockoff of the Superman “S” (I know, I know, it’s not an “S”, but a symbol for blahblahblahbiddyblahblahblah.)

Aerodynamicist. Man, what a cool job title.

Say you.

If I get this car, I’d seriously reconsider my career options.

It’s all about marketing. Who’s gonna write headline: “New EV sports car...quite a bit slower than Tesla’s”? Grab the headlines, pique some investors’ interest and get funding to build more stuff.

Yeah, you’re right. But I saw one (2nd gen) when I was in Japan, and I was floored by how stately it was—it was both more conservative yet more eye-catching than RR. RR looks absolutely second-tier compared to a Century.