And with the first front wheel drive to roll down the assembly line, thus began the ever so slow death of Mercury.

What? No 20 inch wheels? Frankly I'm a little disappointed

Insert Godzilla joke here...

That had to hurt.

That will teach you to make a crack about her gaining weight

In a related story, Cadillac has announced that all CTS-V deliveries will include two spare tires in trunk.

Very cool Way to go Cadillac

8 months in jail, 5 years proby and 3 years no license I think he got off light

Its amazing how these things get dragged out so long, Billy Lane (chopper guy) still hasnt gone to trial 2 years after he (allegedly) killed a guy on a motorcycle while drunk driving. You gotta love the legal system.

Daga, is that bad?

Maximum Bob Pancakes now at IHOP

Sorry, "one day at a time" idiot.

Im thinking of Schnider on "too close for comfort", or am I dating myself?

Nayrlladnar, Thats because most car designers spent a lot of time in these

You guys have a magic wand?

"We missed the deadline to have this car entered into the Barrett Jackson Auto Auction. Therefor, we are offering this at a great savings to you."

Anything that had 5 hookers dressed as Nazis in it.

I guess I shouldnt have voted for mulletmobile, sorry guys.

It needs a better ending, the doors open, they all get in. The car self destructs. Now thats how you sell cars kids.

well that just plain sucked,