Good luck getting all the rattles out at the local Ford dealer, they love rental cars

A Gas Turbine = Exhaust outlet

From a guys prospective, its a little hard to get excited about something thats electric, small and humms.

of course they fail to mention the car has to be running to plug in your appliance

A sheet metal engine is pretty cool,

I like the portholes now moved to the hood, very small change, but looks good and fits well with the hood line. Cool idea to steal.

Journey Bus Lines is proud to announce its new "Buy a passenger a college education" program.

In a related story, Garmin has announced the accelerated schedule for its release of "Bus 2.0"

You think Father Guido Saradoochy is traveling with him?

Now if he had pulled up and "hookers dressed as nazis" had gotten out, you got yourself a story.

That kids gonna have some pretty cool scars by the time he is a teenager. Lucky little bastard.

You know when you've made it in life when your job is to work on really cool cars, and your free time is spent thinking of new ways to screw with the spy photographers.

In the true sprit of the race, I would have mounted it backwards...

Having just learned to ride last year, the first thing everybody told me was:

When its so stupid and funny your brain cant even come up with a smartass remark, that my friend is comedy. You cant make up stuff that funny.

Id like to buy the Vette and take it to every snobby Corvette show I could find. Be fun to watch the women faint and the old guys pee their pants....

Thanks kids, Its kinda nice to start realizing I'm not the wacked one...

Dick Bento stars in "ZR1 hotties"

Almost forgot to mention:

Dick Bento, the freshmaker!