Its been , what, a week since we had a ZR1 reference?

After 10 years of no, no, no, and no dont do that, or no we cant afford a night out, much less a weekend away, I am very happy and sad in the fact I am quickly heading for a divorce. I honestly cant wait to be in a real relationship that involves romance, fun and , oh my god, sex more than once a month.

Stacy, Stacy, Stacy, where did we go wrong? Me and your pa always tried to give you the nicest trailer to live in. We always bought you Kraft macaroni and cheese instead of the cheap stuff. We even found you that Barbie Corvette at the flea market that never worked, but your pa always pushed you around the front yard…

I can just see the interrogation in the police station.

So when your daughters date pulls up in that thing, do you think its cool, or start looking for your gun?

Its the kind of car the Blues brothers would use on a weekend date

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So how many "Hookers dressed as Nazis" can you fit in one of those.

I'm still not sure how you manage to get dozens of people to give you $100,000 plus for a car they havent seen yet. Are people with that kind of money really that stupid? I have a hard time getting people to prepay for special order PARTS. Much less a whole fricking car...

I thought they had a death penality in Texas, and according to Ron White,

In a related story, Doug Hastings has announced the begining of a new company, "Really Unique Performance" in hopes of acquiring enough down payments to cover his legal bills.

Or is it just psychotic?

I'm starting to see a different trend here, you will soon be able to buy cars in their "test car" motif. Won't be long before people start sticking tape and decals on their cars and calling them "test mules"

This week on Top Gear, Stig races the Red Bull can vs the Oscar Meyer weinermobile.

In a related story, Goodyear has appointed Tony Stewart as its lead test engineer for all lunar tires.

Its mazing how one little post on a Buick interior can wind up taking the site off into the ditch. Nothing like a nice wreck to make your day.

We are all assuming the Golf rammed the TT, are you sure its not just a tragic "backing up" accident?

"Janet Renos Underwear" Now thats a band name..

You got pics of Janet Renos underwear?

Its all fun and games until somebody gets their TT poked out.