Whatever happened to nice looking cars that are just happy to be here are and aren’t pissed off at the world?

Somewhere at Porsche HQ, there are like 5 engineers cheering as all of the systems they designed to work off-road actually worked off-road.

Go back a bit further than the A7.

Supremely cool article. Pro bicyclists are total mutants. I love them.

The camera left you... trembling? That line alone put me on the side of the guy with the trailer.

The fans at the 10th Civic forums had a much better idea last year.

Come you guys... It’s called a smart fortwo (followed by the trim level: pure, passion, prime or proxy.) No need to add the word “car” after it. Apparently smart doesn’t believe in Upper Case text, though. BTW, I would never drive or ride in that roller skate.

Fun fact about the Armada’s stupid vents - The driver’s side one is an engine air intake, and its designed so that it can be fitted with a snorkel without drilling.

You hate it. I hate it. We all hate it.

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

UPDATE 2: The festival’s own fire insurance will handle all the claims, regardless of each owner’s coverage.Great new for anyone affected by the fire.

Eff that. I want everyone on my block to know exactly how small my penis is!

I currently own a Citroen with hydractive suspension that I recently used to carry concrete and sand for my bathroom renovation, a 2004 Land Rover Range Rover that is Level B4 armored (my city car) and a Subaru Tribeca that I got for no good reason.

Damnit!

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

I’m loving the repeated back and forth.

You should get, like, half the advertising revenue for doing the background research for him.

I have no real love for the Diesel Brothers or their show: I really don’t care for “Bro-Dozers” and find them somewhat annoying, but that is really a matter of personal preference.

Why don’t they do something productive with their resources, such as, I don’t know, trying to lower diesel emissions on ocean-going cargo vessels, or maybe coal-fired powerplants?

The mk4 Supra was not “affordable.”