If she was a man, she would have been President 20+ years ago. So yes.

I lost all respect for Ms. Sarandon when I saw video of her harassing Dolores Huerta. Support Bernie, fine. But don’t get in the face of and yell at a woman in her late 80's who has done more for the working poor than Susan, or Bernie will ever hope to in 10 lifetimes.

I doubt you’d have to.

As the same kind of vegetarian I’m pretty sure we’re not that rare. People say that vegetarians/vegans are judging them a lot, but I’ve noticed that whenever I’m forced to disclose that I don’t eat meat (and I do mean forced, IRL I don’t like talking about it much) people tend to get really defensive for no reason.

If I can’t look forward to eating EVERYTHING when I’m 68 then I give up now. The stupid truth about it though is she’s gonna die, we’re all gonna die, and no one is one gonna give any of us kudos for skipping that cracker.

I will literally eat the entire box in one sitting, every. damn. time. Crackers to take to a friend’s party tomorrow? HAHA gone, now I have to buy a second box of crackers on my way over. Crackers that I ate until I was mostly full and then went to bed? Joke’s on you, reasonable past me, because future me is 100%…

God, I can't wait for her to be our president.

My wife won’t let us get a nanny simply because it seems everyone keeps fucking their nanny. Well, that and the fact that our kids are all grown up, but still.....

Same here. I’ve had people express surprise when they find out I’m a vegeterian, because I never mention it. Going on and on about what one does or does not eat is for kids.

Not to mention that George Clooney is way more talented and adorable than Nicholson. But maybe he would like to eat some pie occasionally (see Bernadette Peters, above.)

I have a theory about people who vehemently praise Waffle House: there are three types- a) does not live anywhere near a Waffle House and therefor lacks access and experience inside a Waffle House b) lived near Waffle House but moved away sometime before college c) guys in their mid-30's who only bring it up to tell…

Cracker barrel food is consistent but I can fight random professional MMA fighters and take a consistent ass whipping. Consistent isn’t alwasy good.

There’s a ton of amazing seafood places to go in and around Myrtle Beach. There was one Red Lobster (my parents informed me they’ve opened a second) that was about half a mile past a section of town called “Restaurant Row.” Endless restaurants and seafood buffets serving up fish caught just offshore within the past…

I always chuckle at Jim Gaffigan’s description of all Waffle Houses:
“If you’ve never been to a Waffle House, just picture a gas-station bathroom that sells food.”

As usual, you all need to be hit by a car.

The only thing I can figure, is that they’ve never been to the South and think cracker barrel is an accurate representation of Southern comfort food. But! Cracker barrel’s food is consistent across locations, which is more than can be said for many of these chains.

Long John Silvers is better than

I have sixteen on my list. Including being hit by a car.

In Colorado, Old Chicago is a chain and I would vote it to be a solid 6.0.