Real question: how does this happen? How does a studio spend $140M on a movie which based on the first trailer looks as if it came from the bargain bin in Wal-Mart?

Bad news for historical epics. I’m beginning to lose hope I can get funding for my upcoming Shaka Zulu biopic . And that’s with Miles Teller already attached for the lead.

Churches with predominantly black congregations are also open to anyone and everyone.

This is completely untrue. Singer Halsey and actor Cameron Boyce will be perceived as white by most people despite both having black dads. It’s all going to depend on how you look. I have mixed race kids. One looks Asian and one looks white and that’s how they’ll be perceived. Keep in mind too that some people of…

Yesterday was Ash Wednesday. For Catholics the Gospel that is read every year is from Matthew and it’s perhaps my favorite Gospel. It should always be used to smack down morons like this.

There’s an easy way Debbie can avoid dealing with this. Work any other job. Like, nearly any other job would not put her in the position of dealing with the gayz getting married.

I bring this up all the time to these right-wing conservative Christian nuts. Do you think Jesus supported the Roman gods? Gladiator fights? Slavery? Yet he still told you to pay your fucking taxes. So pay them, and stop whining about how you shouldn't have to pay for abortions or sex reassignment surgery or birth…

It’s partly a Southern thing. “I wasn’t mean. I didn’t raise my voice!” Which is 1) horseshit and 2) horseshit. But it’s the idea that you were genteel because you called them an abomination “politely” and probably with a smile on her fucking face so she wouldn’t wrinkle.

Plus a well placed “Well bless your little heart.”

My favorite way to deal with people like this is to look them right in the eyes (pityingly) and say, “I’ll pray for you.”

I’ve been in various situations like that, where people with just a tiny bit of “power” act like they control the universe and you must bow to them.

Jesus also was not very fond of arrogant people who aired their false piety and religious leaders who sought to crush people with the law.

I still don’t think you’d be the asshole in this situation.

The fuck kind of world do we live in when telling people that they’re living wrong and going to be judged and burn in hell can be construed as “I felt I talked nicely to them.”

I used to work at a small county courthouse in the south. A friend called the County Clerk’s office “the haughty gauntlet,” because we never wanted to go down there to ask for anything. They were known for this weird, power-tripping stuff. I can picture in my mind how this went down.

I’m so glad Abramovich and…

#notalldebbieallens

just because you stumbled into a DNC leadership position doesn’t mean you essentially get two votes?

Honestly, Sanders should be more worried about the fact that she is polling 25-40% ahead of him in Texas, Florida and New York. He needs to win at least one of them.

I do wish there could be a side-by-side where the male lead characters’ descriptions are posted, just to shut up the idiots who keep insisting that gorgeous/atrractive/etc are also defining characteristics for male characters and we’re just getting a one-sided argument.

I was going to cast an ugly movie star in this roll, but then I checked the script