I used to live near there... the restaurant is basically on the sand. So I’m guessing she smelled food and found an unlocked door or window or something! There is also a beach blocked off just for sea lions not too far away... it’s called Children’s Pool and its always FULL of them.

Three barks and a clap?

I know everyone is cooing over the cute baby seal. But that isn’t normal animal behavior and the poor thing is clearly suffering. I hope it makes a full recovery and finds it’s way to a pristine beach somewhere. :(

“Yes sir, welcome to the Marine room. Our specials today are a salmon en croute with a brown butter buerre blanc, truffled potato puree and an assortment of seasonal locally sourced seasonal greens or an...old bucket full of various fish parts.”

“We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.”

Please, please lampoon the other candidates in this fashion. Don’t stop here. As it has been said in the past, “don’t stop/get it, get it.”

Bush: My mom said I can’t go play in the snow because I always track it through the house when I come home. *Sits in window, wistfully watches other kids playing outside.”

I initially thought that Carson pic was sand and was like “uh, swift move, guys. still tumble drying your pants in florida?”

Yes, but if this is true - why can’t he make his own opinions sound more compelling?

That’s not hard for me to believe at all. That’s the subtext of all debates about abortions.

Ad mom-inem.

Yes, Trump. Trump is a buffoon who will accomplish very little, Cruz is very driven and very noxious.

This is a perfect use of this song tbh.

I feel like he didn’t pay so much attention to the major themes of the story though?

My favorite thing about this gif is that you can tell there’s a moment where he’s already appalled but is considering being somewhat into it? And is then like, nope, I’m sticking with appalled.

If you were forced to choose between him and Trump for president, you’d have to go with Trump, right? Good god, it would have to be Trumo.

“Because of this, I can’t print it here, despite its considerable entertainment value.”

#notallundertakers

“Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

A fellow debater who often traveled to debates with Cruz described him, witheringly, as “an extreme fan of the Les Misérables soundtrack.”