No kidding, one time a chair totally demolished me when I fell off one and sprained my ankle.

“I never wanted the presidency, I just wanted to shake up the political scene to get us back on track as a Great Country. You’re welcome, losers.”

Nothing says “I’m fine with this result” like “the voters don’t give me enough credit for how great I am but I’m gonna keep being great anyway.”

props to 90-yr old Michigan’s ex-Rep. Dingell for trolling so well

I thought Mulder’s response showed that he *knew* it wasn’t right to say “she used to be a man,” but the proper way to describe the situation to someone who was completely ignorant. As the toad character so desperately wanted to die because his very identity was now challenged by his body- they drew the parallel but…

I’m not especially religious, but I take “I’m praying for you” as less “I’m praying for a magical cure for cancer” than “I’m praying that you and your loved one will find peace somehow and you’re in my thoughts and in my heart.”

I imagine it feels better than sitting at home crying under a blanket.

Oh no! I hope your baby pulls through. I’m sure the best canine specialists will be watching over her.

Goddamn she’s strong. My mom has stage 3 cancer (doing well!) and there are days where the thoughts keep me from going to the grocery store, let alone performing live. My heart is hurting for her.

Awwww. Poor kid! She's doing a great job.

I know she has to be devastated but she's doing a fantastic job.

Fuck cancer. And the show must go on.

“. . . the only pic of him you can find to use is a screencap of him being named the Student Athlete of the Week?

I’m not sure if this is the right spot for a review of “Making a Murderer”

This is fucking amazing kinja. Just jaw-dropping.

A woman who was a writer was also more likely to have different expectations in a mate than the average. Elizabeth Bennet wanted an intellectual equal. Jane wanted a loving, kind man. The younger girls wanted handsome men in spiffy uniforms and lots of parties.

I’m not finding blaming the model/singer/subject very useful. Why is Terry Richardson still working? Because magazines still pay him to.

I don’t suppose it’s possible... nah. It’s too ridiculous... couldn’t be...