“You’re in a rapey exercise cult! HA!” you will yell the next time you see her, while throwing an iced white mocha at her person

I was confused by this article before it was cool.

I realize this will probably make me sound super uncool, but what on God’s green earth is happening here? I read it twice and I still...I just don’t...Am I old now?

Yes! Thank you! I’ve read it a couple of times and just can’t make sense of it. I feel like a child who can’t read.

I am now officially one of “the olds” because not one damn sentence in this article makes a damn lick of sense to me.

A lot of women are - inexplicably, in my opinion - offended by “ma’am.” They think the person using it is calling them old, rather than giving a respectful, polite title to a stranger, as is only proper.

Is Ben looking good with that salt and pepper beard or do I need more meds?

Well, at very least for

I really appreciate that she delivers the last line right to his penis.

I have more conflicted feelings about porn than some of the other people discussing the subject, and don’t condemn it as totally. However, femdom porn is not empowering to women. It has very little to do with the kinds of sex dominant women like to have when they’re not being compensated for it, and one of the biggest…

“There are women who enjoy having kinky sex with emotional and physical abuse but that really needs the appropriate disclaimers.”

My problem with the entire discussion is that everyone is so damned black and white about it. “Sex-positive” feminists tend to insist that all porn is great and anyone who disagrees is a sex-hating prude. Anti-porn feminists tend to insist that porn is ipso facto bad and anyone who disagrees is oppressing women. And…

Some of those categories are pretty great (for a strange value of “great”), e.g. “Best MILF Release”...

Right, I always fuck up and forget that feminism is like, really, like just about choice?

Wait... Do I *like* Steven Tyler? I...I think I do.

I think Not State will have a solid team next year.

Bowie’s bulge reinforces everybody’s sexual identity.

This picture of David Bowie dressed as Tilda Swinton and Tilda Swinton dressed as David Bowie is so amazing... but Tilda is too smart to touch this idea with a 10,000 foot pole, because even if they hadn’t been dear friends, it’s an abomination of an idea and nothing good will come of it. Just, under any…

Guillermo del Toro directs or GTFO

IT WAS EARTH THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!