I, for one, am SHOCKED! people will find illegal ways to make a fuckton more money than they would working a 9-5! Shocked, I tell you.

Or possibly looking forward to a rendezvous with the owner of the Magnum condoms she had in her bag :-). Someone obviously “got da bamboo.”

Drug mule throws shoe.

how can you even squeze about 32 kilos into carry on??? isn’t over weight limit....

Exactly whom I thought of reading about ‘African’ proverbs. Nine times out of ten, Maya Angelou quotes sound like fortune cookie wisdom, at best.

Fixed that for you. I hope you realize that these things can be researched far beyond Google, and are often pretty interesting stories when that happens. This was not a story, it was a proposal for a story. Don’t let it go as if it were now resolved. If you want to embarrass those who don’t do their homework, DO YOUR…

No, he said “man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day”

I get why that is annoying as fuck, but at the same time she is still doing more than every twiter activist, tumbler awareness raiser and facebook prayer sender combined.

There’s totally a tribe in (Papua) New Guinea in which young boys ingest the semen of the elders.

I am not sure what the point of this is. Is there some harm in attributing to Africsn sources an inspirational quote? Given that this site could go under soon, it would seem like there should be more legit things to write about.

I thought that was a Confucian one, like “Man who go through airport turnstile crooked going to Bangkok”

“Walt, back dat ass up” - ANCIENT WISDOM FROM THE CRADLE OF CREATION

my favorite is:

I really hate that people/authorities are so quick to blame drugs “Reefer Madness” style. Alcohol is more likely to cause violent behavior than most drugs. Likelihood of using hands to make snow angels or a turkey drawing is about 10000000000000000X more likely on LSD than using hands to kill someone.

Yeah, underlying issues for sure. I have taken mushrooms and LSD several times and never had anything like this happen, but an ex-friend of mine would always get paranoid and violent on the exact same acid, the exact same mushrooms. Spending more time with him, I came to learn that he got paranoid and violent on any…

“LSD” is a weird way to spell “PCP”

I think that’s not just possible but likely. It’s generally not a drug that makes you violent.

I don’t buy it.

Yeah, if it was only LSD as he says, then he had some underlying issues that he lost control of. What a fucking travesty.

Mirrors are the worst when you're tripping.