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Number 1 episode. Still gets stuck in my head.

CHAMPION OF THE SUN.

NIGHTMAN COMETH IS WAY TOO LOW AT 20.

I realized how demented that sentence reads after I typed it.

stupid pantygate story obsessing over Erika’s vagina

This is actually kind of an interesting case on how context clues help your brain just sort of overlook glaring errors and I’m betting that’s exactly what happened here. Take an abstract symbol and drop it in the context of a bunch of things that are heavily hinting that it’s supposed to reference women (the text, the…

same here. When you are focused on generating a visually impressive cover, you can focus on the details too long and miss a major mistake. It was obviously a big dumb mistake, but I don’t see how this is anything other than an honest mistake they corrected and probably didn’t even really need to apologize for.

I mix up those symbols all the time. I buy it.

Capitalism answer to ISIS.

Donald Trump, the man who somehow makes it possible for you to feel bad for Tiffany’s, Armani, and Gucci.

Frankly, I applaud her being upfront about them. This is what we need to be upfront and talking about if we’re ever going to stop stigmatizing mental health issues. And “invisible” diseases like Lupus. Which is no joke and sucks hard and good for her for dealing with it. I’m sorry it bothers you, but I’d rather see a…

Eh, as someone with RA that borders on Lupus, who ended up in a psych ward for what they told me initially was depressive psychosis but was actually brain inflammation from a flare, I appreciate her being public and open about a disease (group) that a lot of people are incredibly ignorant about (see the troll below…

My grandfather used to say the only thing to worry about in the woods was falling trees and bears! I’ve always been partial to being terrified of werewolves and serial killers myself. LOL

That was an excellent selection. Although I wish it was one entry longer because the one about the guy on the Craigslist date with the guy who worked real estate and was making noises in the basement was terrifying. I thought about that story for DAYS after I read it. Scary as hell.

Yeah, you have to suspend disbelief with a lot of these, but that one was painfully, obviously fake. It didn’t even have internal consistency.

I was surprised that the the O’Hare airport hook up story didn’t get chosen. I thought that was one of the scariest!

Don’t know which is creepier - Jim or Don’t worry I’m Leaving. (Venga is awesome, but not like the creepy little girl ever snuck into anyone’s house.)

I thought the one with the girl who dreamed about her dead friend and woke up and the dead friend was laying next to her in bed screaming was the scariest one. That one freaked me the fuck out