Let me ask Doctors Without Borders.

That’s no ship.

Proboscis monkey

And even more who conflate it with socialism.

I'd rather have the Beretta. I find the lack of a proper safety on a Glock to be too stupid.

I *wish* my 4Runner got 21 miles per gallon.

Florida: Arkansas with a beach.

Hoses only last five years? I’ve never replaced one in the 13 years I’ve had my Subaru.

Good thing there’s already a database of all motorcycle riders we can use to round them all up and throw them into internment camps.

Stop legitimizing this clown. This thing is never coming out.

I don't think that Diesel? The chest is colored differently to my eye, but I guess it could be the lighting.

All the handling of the Miata, with 1/10th the reliability!

We need to raise the gas tax so that it’s $8/gallon.

Consumer Reports also rated these one of most unreliable vehicles this month. Apparently the transmissions are falling apart on the regular.

In this analogy, we’re the ones committing genocide, right?

Also, Carly has admitted that she met Putin in a green room setting.

My commute is only 7 miles, so I’d be seriously damaging the engine with a diesel.

We decided to avoid this bullshit and not have kids.

Stick a fork in VW.