He has a teammate who was eight months old when he made his NBA debut. Of course he’s bad now.

It still has a maximum payload of less than two Americans.

I don't know how it works in Spain, but over here they blame the black guy.

Did he just confirm a new Supra?

It’s not like we’ve been practicing running these things in sand since we began our continuous genocidal operations in the desert during the first Bush administration.

I’m not saying that nothing made in America is high quality......

American-made hasn’t been synonymous with quality since the Eisenhower administration.

A $70,000 Bronco that seats 19.

The driver of the car is the personification of American foreign policy.

We could take it up to the lake, throw a couple sleeping bags in the back, lay out under the stars.

Something smells vaguely of bleach.....

I used to work for a guy with a Gulfstream. He had one of these, and a full-time driver.

Most dads aren’t cool enough their give their daughters a shaggin’ wagon.

Does it have built in screens to keep flying bitey insects out?

In her defense, quite a few of them are home schooled.

Could the latex paint have prevented the Columbia disintegration?

My silver car means that I haven’t washed it once in the 13 years I’ve owned it, but no one can tell.

Gimme a two seater with a long bed, and it's my next vehicle.

TUSC is amateur hour compared to WEC, and this just emphasizes it.