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Regis McGuire
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Suspended for two games now, but wait till the video comes out.

"No big deal, guys. It's just a stinger." -Steve Irwin

Peyton Manning was, like, 16 when Philip Rivers was 10.

On any outdoor rink in Canada, that move gets you flattened on your ass.

And here in L.A., we're still watching Cincinnati/Carolina. WTF Fox?

I call this move "Falling tree, surprising squirrel."

(Roger Goodell, three weeks later)—I have yet to see a tape of anything. In fact, our Media department isn't sure if the concept of 'recording devices' is actually even real.

Sorry, Tom, but this actually shows how out-of-control the violence is getting in two-hand touch football. WEEP FOR THE CHILDREN!!

Honestly, look at some of the comments in the black. What does it take to get some respect around here?

You think that's impressive? Eric Lindros can remember his own name.

The NFL's spiking stance is clear.

The violent crime rate in St. Louis is 51% higher than in Miami. The murder rate is 112% higher in St. Louis than it is in Miami.

I come to Deadspin for informative and hilarious commentary and articles. I don't come to Deadspin to listen to some homer write an article with a bs title and whiny complaints. Bad calls went both ways. Oregon is not the #2 team in football.

That Vatican wine figure is so weird to me, especially when you consider that their expense reports only account for water.

Wade Boggs. The answer is Wade Boggs.

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

Looks to me like the center made a great play: he saw that the DE was offside, so the center intentionally snapped the ball early to guarantee the penalty. Go to the :25 mark of the video and you'll see the center do exactly that.

Is that a lot? I mean, the guy is the Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback of the defending national champions, and his suspension was the key personnel decision not only of this game but of the week in college football, if not the season. Doesn't really seem excessive to me.

Also the guy in the first row flipping off the pitcher during his delivery.