For what it's worth, he absolutely switched tenses half way through it and was referring to how he will discipline his daughter as he grows. He wasn't saying he tries to avoid bruises on a 1-year-old.. He was saying he will try to avoid bruises on his daughter, as he disciplines her later in life.

It's an easy mistake for the reporter to make, considering he was asking Allen about both Carr's progression and the current whereabouts of JaMarcus Russell.

So, now that there's evidence, does Roger Goodell reevaluate his suspension? Or does Ray Rice get off with the two games because this happened after the fact?

No Apple Jacks? Fuck you.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Going to Europe

I know you're trying to forget it, but you omitted the worst one. How I Met Your Mother.

I for one would like to attend this camp just to see if the scrimmage is historically accurate.

Watch the whole video. Definetely wearing a ring.

What kind of blocks? We're not exactly sure.

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

Even for Deadspin this is a little preachy. A guy voiced his opinion, you all took it to mean he doesn't support the gay community (which is a bit of a jump from his quote), still that's just his opinion. You can't force people to support gay rights, you can only try to break down barriers that stand in their way…

Wait. Wait just a minute.

Thought Breezy was her hitta.

Theory: Vaccines cause autism.

You know the legend that there was always someone standing next to the Roman generals who were being given their victory parades whispering "memento mori"? I like to think there's always a Celtics staffer around Danny whispering "move up to acquire Robert Swift" into his ear....

Or just wait and make a run at Love with their huge projected 2015 cap space.