Old Lady: Is this the way to Country Kitchen Buffet?

Deadspin doesn't wanna offend any specific city by saying they may be "screwed" for a week. #thepussificationofdeadspin

R.I.P

The guy in the redshirt on his phone waving is an example of my least favorite people at sports game.

maybe I'm being to optimistic for what deadspin has become but I'm guessing he misspoke in the first sentence. He probably meant to say he will discipline her in the future. he uses the word 'will' throughout the rest of the quote.

listen to his old shit. he sucks now and i hate him as a person but his old shit before he was cocky cunthole was great

Yeah fair. I guess im usually a little too... hmm how should i put this... a little too hazy when I'm eating fast food

I'm 20 and when I get sandwich from McDonald's I don't look to see what's inside it, I just eat it

I completely disagree with the 1st 4 (eating raw fish, sexy books, curse words, and drugs) but the rest are true. Most old guys curse a lot and eat what ever the fuck they want. Most old lady's read sexy books because they're lonely. And most old people of all genders at the very least smoke mad pot. Also boner pills…

people who watch sports

so your expecting CBS will trash it's own idea? Why wouldn't they say something like "were excited and proud to get this new show started."? Networks generally don't create a show then trash it because some people think it seems like a bad idea

Hunter Pence plays baseball really well

Why not bring this up every time an NFL player signs a contract? This is absolutely a fabricated story. Dalton signed a 6yr 115M contract. Everyone who actually follows the NFL knows that its not fully guaranteed and if he gets injured or starts playing shitty he won't earn the entire 115M, but if he plays great over…

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. No shit nfl contracts are not guaranteed but that doesn't mean he didnt sign a 6yr 115M contract. The only question is how much it's guaranteed and from what I've heard it's more than Kaep's guarantee.

stop creating fake stories and get over yourself. Multiple sources are reporting 6yrs 115. Only questions are the amount guaranteed now.

Honestly deadspin is awful now. Adam Schefter who is correct about contracts 99% of the time reports 6yrs 115 and you assholes wanna create a fake story (which you complain about espn doing all the time) about how no one knows or has any idea what the numbers are

If anything, this is deadspin creating fake controversies just like they have been doing over the last few months. Deadspin is going down the drain quickly.

You realize the umps on the field do not get to watch the replays right? Only the replay official watches the plays

definitely a wedding band

I remember when he was on the Red Sox. He was a very exciting player to watch and I'd love to see him get another shot in the MLB