So the people who voted delusionally are still delusional? Huh. The hell.

Another article on this same thing! One from Adequate Man (?!) and one from Jezebel. You know Muslims wipe their ass with their left hand? You know some Jews and Muslims don’t eat pork? Why don’t we have an article about that? It’s a common behavior rooted in conservative religion, just like this. This is something…

Yeah it is. Because this is a common standard held by conservative fundamentalist christians. Are you familiar with the concept of chaparones? Usual, expected, normal behavior for millions of men. That’s all. But because you don’t happen to know about it, it’s some sort of personality flaw? I’m sure you view it as…

Timeline.

Tell me all about the real world, Doctor. I’m sure you’re perfectly in touch with what’s going on with us unwashed masses that have to give up those iPhones we love so much to pay for insurance so you can get paid. Don’t you have a tee time? I bet some of your best friends are poor.

That’s a different issue. What this test is focusing on is the fact that the sounds necessary to discriminate between English words almost all fall into a very narrow frequency range called the Speech Banana. Hearing loss in that range is common due to aging and environmental factors, like in my case standing in front…

No.

Bear in mind, folks, that this is just a stop-gap to allow corporate america to extract the last few dollars from this health care/insurance bubble before the whole thing goes up in flames. One to two years and you won’t be able to get healthcare, insurance or no. It’ll be only for the rich. It’ll be like Korea or…

Raw I would describe them as a cross between apple and jicama. I haven’t had them cooked.

Orkut.

Am I really reading an article by someone who bought their first pair of sweatpants in their life and is now telling me I have to have them? Reminds me of every time my kids did something for the first time and thought they were literally the first ever to do that and their generation invented it.

“As ThinkProgress points out, the suit blatantly reveals “her intention to leverage the presidency” into a money-making enterprise”

Online dating is a misnomer. It’s online introductions. You get introduced to a bunch of people that more or less conform to some set of criteria. Where you run into trouble is when you think online dating means easy access to a bunch of people that are ready made for a relationship with you. You’re really missing the…

“Craig and Hymond were arrested on charges of resisting arrest, interference with a peace officer and failure to provide identification.” [puerile air quotes removed.]

Or you can do what they call “acting.” Stand up comedians are nothing more than actors.

I have no idea what the ACA has to do with a healthcare bubble in your mind. I didn’t mention because it’s irrelevant, the bubble was forming long before the ACA and the current dance in Washington isn’t going to do anything but possibly accelerate the growth and subsequent collapse of the bubble.

1. “The one (1) coworker that you may bone must be a consenting, legal adult.” That’s not even a little funny.

Civilians often think performers are being spontaneous and just riffing. That’s the magic of a pro like Louis CK, they make it look effortless. If you want to break that spell for yourself all you gotta do is go to two different shows on the same tour and watch those guys tell the same joke or play the same song…

If you choose a career path that puts you in the medical industry sometime later than next year, don’t be surprised when there’s no medical industry for you to join when you finish your degree. We’re in a healthcare bubble and it’s going to burst on Mr. Trump’s watch.

I’ll see your Marcus Aurelius and raise you a Nietzsche. I’m staying in bed.